Traffic

5 07 2008

If you’re looking for a movie review for Traffic, then “Wrong Number”… and I think you should check out : This !
Thanks a lot for visiting my page. Keep coming back, I might have more such intentionally misleading stuff.

But, if you’re slightly demented and would rather a few crappy blog posts then stick on and scroll down.

Ok…All reals ! .. .. traffic is a concept. Its something that people come across at sometime or the other in their lives. Every constituent of today’s junta would have suffered this harrowing ordeal.
Now how does one react in a tense slow moving traffic situation: One in which if even one more vehicle is added to the equation, the whole system collapses.

On the one hand there are those craven owners of lilliputan rickety vehicles that they have bought from their whole life’s savings.

On the other are those chauffeurs of august looking luxury sedans who have no clue of what might be their fate if their employer finds that scratch near the tail lights of thickness 2.3 nanometers. Theyd be thanking god that most of these owners are old and cannot tell an M80 from a Ducati using all that equipment (after crazy loads of depreciation) in their head.

On the third hand( oops…ok.. leg then),the Heavy Vehicle Man. By that I mean buses and trucks and lorries and even those hugeee things that have stuff like “MAERSK” written on them. These guys just don’t give a “rat’s ass”( read -four letter word beginnin with an F and not fool or fart or feud or fill or free or …) .

Among all of these heavy weights are the Bikers…( Do not immediately picture a Harley Davidson ridden by a 250lb man wearing a 300lb leather jacket. Come back to earth- Yeh India hai Bhaaiyee !!(said with profound thambi accent(And THAT is nested paranthesisation for you))). Wait..I need to figure out what I was writing before those brackets. Aaah…so these bikers… riding anything from black 220cc pulsars to pink scooties would meander through the traffic, again regardless of what they might hit on the way and whose rear view mirror they may take along.

This is quite a scene. Add to this the fact that 20% of these people are one their cellphones (Some people at least have the “Gidney” to use hands free).
And to top it all off, this high entropy scenario gets some further jolts from some jackass jaywalkers.(juss missed alliteration)

What is most surprising is that almost everytime every single one of these people come out unscathed and totally normal as if nothing even happened … As if its not even worth a blog topic. And they’re right, Ive been there millions of times and I am sane(my opinion)… and life goes on as ever.

K…lunch time…:)
But here’s a thought (for the day, if ud like..if it reminds you of good ol days in school)..
“If u are who u are and i am who i am because u are who u are and i am who i am then u are who u are and i am who i am but,
if u are who u are because i am who i am and i am who i am because u are who u are then u are not who u are and i am not who i am”
– Thanks to the evam play “Art”… Awesome play. You must really watch it if given the opportunity. (@Mr.Evam : you can pay me later)
And Yess , I am taking up Philosophy in a big way, and probably sainthood too.. it seems like an easier way to make money.
In a few weeks my blog will be shifted to http://www.theincrediblyawesomeguywhobecameasage.blogspot.com

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8 responses

7 07 2008
Kolor

paaah… all traffic blogs and all…

next what? the weather ??

🙂 🙂 … but great blog ..!!!

7 07 2008
muddman

@professor :
no da, next one is on advanced high level quantum physics.. so that everyone can understand

8 07 2008
RR

mud professor etc reads ur blog da

killer u are
@ professor : hello how are you etc
where are you ?

8 07 2008
muddman

@RR :
Etchoos me, Mr.wakkamakka… this not instant messaging service.. besides i must appreciate it that u believe hed be bak to see ur comment..

9 07 2008
Kolor

@mudd
well you appreciated right…!!!

@rr
hello pressie that was…
i am fine da… still in france… will be back in 2 weeks… when you heading out??
btw i love this instant msging service…

9 07 2008
muddman

@prafsar(@mudd):
as always 🙂

@prafsar(@rr)
this, i do not appreciate !

10 07 2008
Mottled mosaic

hey, no ghost_of_christmas_past this time! yay! 🙂 Nice entry btw! And I think muddage is way cooler than theincrediblyawesomeguywhobecameasage… and whats with u nerding in the office full time… Scyther poor thing apparently waits and u just don wanna leave the office?! Haw! Sinnage!!

14 07 2008
Viggie

better move you a** to Kansas dude. My peak hour travel time to work is 7minutes if I hit the Red light, 5 minutes if I don’t. Distance covered: 5 miles.

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